me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dadโ€™s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via mysweet-serenade)

You have to be odd to be number one.
โ”

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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lemme-holla-at-you:

xoxo
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girlstrash:

neonreef:

im annoyed that i dont make time for study, im annoyed that my grades are slipping and im annoyed that there is nobody else to blame but myself

:(

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lemme-holla-at-you:

taliotoaheaux:

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

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heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem
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diaryofakanemem:

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I donโ€™t date just to pass time.

Iโ€™m dating you because I see potential in you.

(via soimgay)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: Theyโ€™re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today
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If you think women are crazy youโ€™ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say โ€œno thanks.โ€
โ” Kendra Wells (via idontknowjuli)

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