exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

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toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via pizza)

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I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.
━  Dr. Gregory House (via psych-facts)

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(Source: prevalere, via slapping)

misunderstood-mind31:

♥Playboy Bunny Lair, weedisms: Show me your beautiful stoner eyes? xD on We Heart It.
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